User “i 4got to wipe” starts off innocently enough by just telling the other team to “be quiet”, which is a usually welcome change from the tweenaged foulmouths that yell “shut up” every time that a conversation gets interrupted by finding a match, and how he’s going to wish he stopped there.

Then he goes on to call “Follow Freeman” a “loser” for picking Halo back up (what? Pot to kettle.) to which Freeman mutes him, and “i 4got to wipe” calls him a bitch. Pretty standard troll stuff. I see this once every two matches.

What I don’t usually see and hear is after the break.

PAK says “hey guys, what’s up?”

“Ttownkiller 187″ says: “My dick.”

Nice!

“i 4got to wipe” gets right down to business: “do you got myspace?”

After repeated attempts to coax a myspace out of her, she tells him “no” and “Ttownkiller 187″ accuses her answer of being “rude”. Then “i 4got to wipe” (herein, i4tw) calls her a bitch.

“If you’re a guy, then you’re gay.”, i4tw shares.

“I’m not a guy.”

“Well then. You have myspace?” again, he asks.

“No, I don’t have a myspace.”

Ttownkiller 187 (herein, Ttown), laughs. Silence. “How old are you, kitty?”

PinkAngelKitty (herein, PAK) “I’m 14.”

“Guess I have to avoid you, I’m 45. Way young for me.”

Good. Now how about a nice cup of STFU and let’s start the game, yeah? Nope, he won’t leave it alone.

i4tw: “A little bit too young.”

Ttown: “and plus I’m married so that’d really {inaudiable} cut it open”

i4tw: laughs “I guess so.”

Ttown: “I don’t think the wife is up for underaged threesomes.”

i4tw: “PinkAngelKitty?”

PAK: “what?”

Ttown: “We love you.”

PAK: “um. ok.”

Ttown: “you didn’t answer my question”

PAK: “what question was that”

Ttown: “I said, did you not love us too? we love you”

PAK: “I don’t even know you.”

Ttown: “hey, relax, live on the edge, have fun”

—–

i4tw: “You have to press up to talk? Well shit I’ve been talking this whole time.”

We’ve been missing out, really, thank you.

—–

PAK: {inaudible}

i4tw: You suck, bitch, that’s why we’re losing.

PAK: I don’t think I’m solely responsible.

Me: {inaudible, but I say “dude, you just now tied her for kills”}

i4tw: {mockingly} dude you just now tied her. liek you don’t even know dude you don’t know how bad you are you just tied her

Me: {inaudible, but I say “I ain’t picking on you, I’m just pointing out you’ve got zero room to talk”}

i4tw: {mockingly} thank you for pointing that out dude cuz i totally didn’t know that

—–

PAK: Hey we caught up

i4tw: You wanna know why?

PAK: er, why?

i4tw: Because we’re dominating right now.

PAK: Does that mean I don’t suck anymore.

i4tw: No you still suck. I mean you don’t suck {inaudible, sounds like “at the game”} but you still suck.

PAK: Oh, thanks.

i4tw: You’re welcome. Any time.

—–

Nice to see that adults can still talk inappropriately to minors on LIVE. These losers and perverts should go back to UNO, where they belong. Scratch that, I don’t want them there, either.