Well, tonight I jumped in with Batosi and Sobe to do some Halo after a long hiatus and after getting trolled right off the bat, I shut everything down and went and hooked up the recording equipment.

Inevitably, whenever I hook that stuff up, the asshattery stops. It’s amazing. It’s like people know.

And then I got to meet ArmoredClothSUX, teamkiller and mouth-breathing gaydar extraordinaire.

Starts out simply enough, us discussing beating the game on Legendary, and quickly dissolves into a playground for ArmoredClothSUX and ImxAxDirtyxGirl, who, as you could easily guess, is not a girl, and whose cleanliness may certainly lie in question.

I don’t want to type a whole transcript this time around, so here’s some excerpts:

“This is going to be the longest game of Halo that you’ve ever played because I’m not going to leave you alone.”

“Oh, there’s another faggot on our team. I just blew him up with a ‘nade.”

“You’re just a confusing piece of shit is what you are.”

“I’m shooting a faggot on our team again. I just killed him!”

“I stick my wiener in their bumhole.” So that makes us faggots. “Exactly. EXACTLY. Exactly. God, I wish you guys weren’t so fucking stupid. You suck at life. Really.”

“You eat life. Sperm. You eat sperm.”

“Oh I am. I am so very manly. I am so manly. I am the manliest person in the world. I can call you a faggot over the internet.” Yeah, we know. Internet Tough Guy syndrome.

“I just killed you and it gave him the kill.”

Text message in-game from ImxAxDirtyxGirl: “got get laid faggot even with a guy i dont give a shit”

And then he tries a bestiality angle, with something about cats and declawing them.

Sobe: Do you even listen to yourself when you talk, or do you just say the first thing that comes to your head?

“Dude, shut the fuck up.”

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I’m glad to finally of had my stuff set up instead of dealing with hours of abuse without anything to show for it.

I went ahead and got rid of content that I had from a couple of months ago since it paled in comparison, but I do believe I’ll be working in some Halo nightly to see what we come up with. I plan on doing a Burnout recording session this week, too, so stay tuned. There will inevitably be XBox LIVE vision cams and penises involved.

It’s like 4Chan, but someone out there knows exactly who you are.